Year: 2006 (Page 10 of 228)

Jericho, Episode 11: Better Late Than Never

Sorry, folks, I watched the episode live on Wednesday night rather than on tape as I normally do, and it spoiled me so much that I forgot that I hadn’t actually written it up!

So this was the last episode before the hiatus, and, as predicted, Dale came back into the proceedings in a big way, thanks to him being the one to discover Gracie’s body. It wasn’t terribly surprising to find out that he’d been left the store in Gracie’s will – she certainly seemed like someone who wouldn’t let a little thing like nuclear war keep her from making adjustments to her last will and testament – but it was (at least to me) legitimately shocking that he snapped and killed Mitchell before episode’s end. Not that I didn’t expect him to attempt some sort of retribution, but that was certainly an abrupt manuever. Effective, though…

I swear, the general population of Jericho is apparently stupid. Why on earth would they, in the midst of a post-nuclear world, get rid of their mayor of 20 years in favor of a new regime with a raving warmonger like Gray Anderson. While I’ll buy that the townsfolk figured Jonah to be Gracie’s killer, I still think it’s pretty damned amazing that these people entered into the mob mentality as quickly as they did. But then…and I’m getting ready to perform a huge generalization, so brace yourself…small towns do tend to harbor an inordinate number of dumb hicks who prefer violence to intelligent discourse.

The whole thing with Hawkins needs more resolution, as far as I’m concerned. We really just haven’t learned enough about what his deal is, and the total mystery about the people he’s talking with is more annoying than it is suspenseful. Nice to see Dr. Dhuwalia again, though, even it was only briefly. Great line from Jake when Dhuwalia makes a comment about how Jake needs a real doctor, and Jake replies, “A real doctor wouldn’t do what I’m going to ask.”

So now we’ve got to wait ’til February for resolution of these storylines. I gotta say, while I’m interested in seeing how things progress, I’m in no way as excited about the return of “Jericho” as I am the return of, say, “Heroes.” Or even “Lost.”

The Office: “The Convict”

This episode was apparently written by the creators of the original “Office,” Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. That’s surprising, because the episode was more awkward than funny, something that rarely happened with the UK version.

Michael is at his best when it’s not crystal clear when he’s being completely inappropriate, but his outing of Martin (as a convict) somehow felt even more inappropriate than his outing of Oscar earlier in the season. There were some funny bits – Andy’s wooing of Pam, “Prison Mike” and the dementors reference – but much of the episode fell flat.

So that’s two Stamford people that have quit in as many weeks. How many will make it to the end of the season?

Holiday Movies Bad Enough To Make You Hate Christmas

During the holiday season, there’s nothing like grabbing a mug of hot cider or a glass of eggnog, sitting down on the couch, turning on the TV, and watching one of the many classic Christmas movies. Man, there are some classics out there: “It’s A Wonderful Life,” “Miracle on 34th Street,” “White Christmas,” “A Christmas Story,” and, of course, “Ernest Saves Christmas.”

What’s that? You don’t consider “Ernest Saves Christmas” to be a classic? Okay, good. We were really just using that as a gauge, to make sure you that you know the difference between a good holiday movie and a really, really bad holiday movie.

If you’ve already got that cider or eggnog handy, be sure it’s heavily spiked as you enter into our list of 15 flicks that, while they may have started with good intentions, turned out so terrible that they’d turn the sweetest guy in the world into Ebenezer Scrooge.

An example:

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure

It’s not exactly breaking news that films coming out under the “National Lampoon” name tend to be excruciating viewing experiences; it’s been that way ever since they started going the straight-to-video route (and, arguably, about five years before that). Still, it’s one thing when they put out awful standalone films, but when you start tarnishing the reputation of a Chevy Chase franchise, you’ve gone too damned far! We’re not saying that Randy Quaid’s portrayal of Eddie Johnson isn’t funny; we’re just saying that Cousin Eddie’s a character that cannot – nay, should not – be given his own film, especially when it’s as bad as this one is. The premise is straight out of a later, less-funny “Simpsons” episode, with Eddie getting bitten by a chimpanzee who’s better at his job than he is, and getting a tropical vacation from his employers to avoid a possible lawsuit. It’s notable that Dana Barron plays Audrey Griswold, making it the first time any actress has ever played the role twice; it also answers the question, “Which of the actresses to formerly play Audrey Griswold needs work the most?” Audrey’s dad may not be in the film, but Eddie still manages to drag his cousin Clark down, anyway. After all, “Christmas Vacation” was pretty much the last funny film Chevy Chase did, and now, it’s forever going to be associated with this travesty. – WH

Check out the rest of the list here.

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