Month: November 2006 (Page 2 of 20)

Borat make romance explosion in Pamela Anderson marriage

Shocking friends, relatives, and celebrity gawkers alike, white trash soulmates Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce. Though the pair seemed a match made in heaven — what with their mutual interests in rock music, monosyllabic words, and Pamela’s breasts — their union turned rocky as a result of Pam’s recent appearance in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Borat” movie.

According to the New York Post, Kid (real name: Bob Richie) blew up at Pam during a private screening of the film at a studio exec’s home. Rather than having a sense of humor about the movie, Richie took exception to his wife’s appearance in it —particularly during the scene involving a certain well-known sex tape:

Her friend tells Page Six, “Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ – in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

Ironically, by capturing the buxom blonde in his wedding sack, Borat seems to have set her free. Anderson’s statements regarding the breakup mention her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s “male insecurity and major anger issues,” and a friend mentions that “Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it.”

In response to the news of Pamela’s imminent split, Borat is reportedly outfitting a cage for his intended with a built-in swing and stripper pole, so she’ll feel right at home.

DVD shuffle: 11/28/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) Superman Returns – RENT: Disappointing, boring and pointless. Then again, you might want to see this just in case the sequel is any better.

2) Clerks II – BUY: The sequel to the 1994 cult hit isn’t necessarily better, but it’s really, really good.

3) The Ant Bully – RENT: Sure, it’s only the 76th animated film to come out this year starring some sort of talking animal (or insect, whatever), but the kids are sure to eat it up. Plus, it’s got Bruce Campbell. What more could you ask for?

After receiving the billionth request, God complies with perv nation

Britney Spears, bottomless. (Most decidedly NSFW)

The Superficial comes through again, and thankfully (if there is indeed anything thankful to be had from this) Brit’s junk doesn’t look like it’s been through the wringer like those hideous shots of Lindsay Lohan from a while back. But be warned, fellow readers. Once you click this link, your life will be forever changed, and not necessarily for the better. (Prepare for delays in uploading. The site, as you can imagine, is getting pummelled with traffic.)

Heroes, Week 10: “Tell me, Doctor, where are we going this time?”

Anyone care to hazard a guess about the subject line? It’s the opening line to a song that I was reminded of while I watching this week’s episode, that’s all I’m saying.

And, wow, what an episode! This is the one that all the fans have been waiting for, even if they didn’t know they were. I can’t believe I went into it with skepticism, thinking, “Ho-hum, whatever, get back to the present.” Finally, we got answers to a lot of questions that had been bugging us…

1) Who is Sylar, and what’s his story?
2) How did Eden end up working for Claire’s dad?
3) Why is Niki’s alter ego named Jessica?
4) How did Nathan’s wife get crippled?
5) What’s the story with this Mr. Linderman?
6) Can Hiro use his powers to change past events?

Actually, maybe these hadn’t all been bugging us…but the answers were invaluable nonetheless.

Little moments of note:

Nathan giving Peter a pair of women’s shoes to celebrate his becoming a hospice nurse was a nice way of saying, “Yes, I was kind of an asshole six months ago, too.” (Nice use of Roxy Music for the dance, by the way.) The death of Peter and Nathan’s dad was so sudden that it seems suspicious to me, but maybe I’m just paranoid. Even so, I’m now even more convinced that Eden is in the midst of a power play against Claire’s dad, given what a complete and total bitch she was being when she first discovered her abilities. Matt is shown to be a real whiny guy. We don’t get much revelatory about Claire, but we do confirm that her friend Jackie has also been a real bitch from the get-go. Niki, however…well, maybe I’m wrong, but it sure sounds to me like there’s been some molestation going on, though whether Daddy did it or he’s just aware of who did it but didn’t do anything to stop it, I couldn’t say.

Everything in this episode that involved Sylar – a.k.a. Gabriel Gray – was enthralling. We still haven’t found out how he’s able to take on the powers of the people he de-brains. I just figured he was eating them or absorbing them or something, but there’s a theory running rampant on the ‘net that says that he’s looking at the inner workings of the brains and rewriting his own to enable him to utilize their powers as well. It’s kind of a complex idea…but it’s not so crazy that we should completely write it off.

But, dammit, the whole Hiro / Charlie romance did nothing but break my heart. You want that guy to save the world and get the girl, but, as noted above, we find out that Hiro can’t save the day this time…and even if he could have kept Charlie from dying at Sylar’s hand, her own body would’ve failed her soon enough. Still, the scene where he accidentally called himself and did an impression of Christopher Lloyd (if he was Japanese) was a nice way to briefly score a laugh in the midst of alternatingly poignant and depressing moments betweem Hiro and Charlie. (Additionally, film geeks no doubt giggled knowingly when the Alamo Drafthouse was namedropped.)

Next week, someone dies. The easy bet is the heroin-using Isaac. Any other thoughts…?

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