The people of Pennsylvania need casinos, dammit! And who better to come to the people’s aid than Sly Stallone, who pitched in the gambling goodwill in Harrisburg, PA. Well, actually he “attended” via taped message. In it, he pointed to his muscle and winked, saying “I know you’ll do the right thing.” Clubber Lang and the ghost of Burgess Meredith then appeared and scared the hell out of everyone. A great time was had by all.