“Who’s your Daddy?”
Anna Nicole Smith is setting new standards in infant sexiness, having reportedly already dyed her not-yet-two-month-old daughter’s hair. Surprisingly, the bottle blonde did not choose an alluring shade of platinum for the girl, but instead a tone that is actually darker than little Danniellyn’s natural color.
According to the Associated Press, Smith may have pulled the stunt to convince inquiring minds that the girl’s father is exactly who Smith says he is, the black-haired Howard K. Stern — rather than Smith’s ex Larry Birkhead, who also claims paternity (and has sandy blonde hair).
In her ongoing quest to lower the self-esteem of girls of all ages, Smith’s next project will presumably be to hire a personal trainer to place the tyke on a strict workout regimen, in order to help Danniellyn lose all that unsightly baby fat.
