Michael Jackson is in love. With a woman. No, really. Their eyes met across a crowded room, and…oh, never mind. We don’t believe the story, either.
We just hope that, if 39-year-old Nanny Chumbawumba is in fact going through with this transparent ruse, she takes their wedding vows with a spoonful of sugar salt…and is adequately compensated for her inconveniences. She may also want to give Katie Holmes a call, in order to glean a few tips on living life in the limelight of a loveless, ill-advised marriage to a carnival sideshow freak.
