“Buy these shoes or I kill the puppies, y’all.”
Carrie Underwood has proven that her marketability extends beyond posing with puppy dogs and tennis shoes: the former “American Idol” winner is set to appear on posters for the Oklahoma Library Association’s “Read Y’all” literacy campaign.
We applaud Carrie for using her powers for the forces of good rather than evil, and would certainly never stoop to suggesting that the literacy campaign’s slogan was developed by a drooling inbred hick drunk on his own moonshine…
But seriously: “Read Y’all”? That’s the best you got? Maybe y’all need to think ‘bout lettin’ a Yankee come up with yer dang literacy slogan next time…
