Scientists have discovered two new species of shark capable of walking on the tips of their fins, according to recent reports.
The existence of such “land sharks” has of course been rumored for decades, but evidence supporting the theory had been difficult to obtain, primarily because everyone who claimed to have seen one tended to end up bleeding to death as a result of massive internal and external injuries stemming from bite marks of an unidentifiable type.
Now, however, clever scientists have obtained photographic proof of the sharks’ existence…although, when pressed by reporters, each of the sharks in question still maintained that he was “only a dolphin.”
