Why do people keep giving this guy such golden opportunities? OK, well the Teen Choice Awards were better suited to K-Fed, but now the no-talent hack is going to appear on “CSI”. What’s next, a key to the city? A Pulitzer Prize? Oh, let’s just let K-Fed take it from here.
“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role.” He adds that the offer came about quickly. “I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards,” he says, “and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”
Wait, K-Fed, this isn’t your first time acting. Your marriage to Britney could be considered that. And if not that, then certainly your music career would be. Now stop lying and promise me your character gets killed off before the opening credits roll.

