Kevin admires his walking insurance policy
New details of Kevin Federline’s prenuptial agreement with Britney Spears have surfaced, and they shed a whole new light on Britney’s current pregnancy: Apparently, in the event of the unthinkable dissolution of this rock-solid marital union, Der Federstein will earn more in alimony for each child he fathers with Britney.
Well, no wonder she had to rush right back into her maternity clothes so soon after L’il Gangsta Spears Federline was born: Kevin has presumably been slipping fertility drugs into Britney’s Frappuccinos for months, the better to offset his low sperm count resulting from smoking all that weed. Kevin may be a talentless stoner hack of questionable fashion sense, but he’s not a STUPID talentless stoner hack.
We’re betting Britney pops out, oh, let’s say quadruplets come October…which will be a good thing for Kevin, because he’s going to need that money to cover his legal fees one of these days.
