Okay. Now we’re just not going to get anything done at all, ever. Some impish vixen has gone and compiled a “Best of the Hoff” web site, featuring the top 50 David Hasselhoff-related videos of all time…and productivity the world round is sure to suffer.

In addition to the wondrous “Jump In My Car” video whose praises we’ve previously sung, the site includes a British broadband service ad featuring Hasselhoff with his very own mini-Hoff, played by the Oompa Loompa from Tim Burton’s recent “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” remake. It also includes a “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” appearance in which the Hoff has difficulty counting to one.

Sometimes, the blessings of the internet are just too bountiful to be believed.