Sit tight, American GIs overseas: Lindsay Lohan’s got your back. Or at least, so she says:
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long,” Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. “Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous.”
She continues, “I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”
Ahhh, good old Lindsay. None of that empowered feminist bullshit for her: “Make me a sex kitten, and do it now!” Kinda puts your heart right up there in your throat, doesn’t it, picturing a little freckle-faced eight-year-old Lindsay already dreaming of whale tails and push-up bras? It’s good for girls to have dreams.
Speaking of which, Lindsay may be well on her way to accomplishing this particular dream. James Robinson, the Morgan Creek Productions CEO who recently lambasted Lindsay for her shoddy attendance record while filming “Georgia Rule,” would no doubt be more than happy to purchase a one-way ticket to Baghdad for Lindsay. All she’s gotta do is ask.
