Month: July 2006 (Page 16 of 17)

Meet the newest member of the Academy

dakota

Just in case you didn’t already feel like enough of an underachiever, Hollywood box office queen Dakota Fanning has just been invited to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences…at the ripe old age of twelve.

Fanning received the honor along with 119 other actors, directors, and other industry professionals including Dolly Parton, Joaquin Phoenix, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, and Felicity Huffman.

Following her induction into the Academy, Fanning is expected to use her extra Hollywood mojo to bring about a substantial increase in movies that involve unicorns, rainbows, and the color pink.

Ken Lay: The Smartest Guy In The Morgue

Conspiracy theorists unite and get a load of this: Kenneth Lay, founder of Enron, defrauder of the company’s investors and employees, and “star” of the documentary “Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room,” died suddenly of a heart attack this morning, just a few months before getting his just desserts and being sentenced to a prison term that almost surely would’ve lasted the rest of his life…if, of course, it hadn’t ended a few hours ago.

Is it a coincidence? Did someone help him on his way…? Or did he help himself…?!?

Count on someone writing a book, doing a documentary, or, at the very least, writing a rambling, non-spellchecked pamphlet on the matter in the very near future.

Place your bets on its cancellation now

Ben Stiller has teamed up with CBS to create a show for his wife, Christine Taylor. And guess what? Ben will be playing her husband on the show! I have a feeling this thing will run a shorter life than The Ben Stiller Show, and have less than 1/3 of the laughs. Although, since it is on CBS and not FOX, I may be proven wrong about that. After all, JAG lasted way longer than the one week it should have.

Nobody puts Swearengen in a corner

Deadwood Al Swearengen

During Al’s BJ philosophy, we found out a little about his past, and how he doesn’t like to be restrained. After being held down and losing a finger at Hearst’s hand, he’s having difficulty swallowing (no pun intended) the magnate’s offer to leave and let Al and Sy handle his affairs in Deadwood. As it stands, it looks like Hearst will leave peacefully – but what will he have Al do?

It was a big day in the camp as Alma opened up its first bank, with Trixie as its teller. Appropriately, this episode featured two real estate transactions. The first between Hostetler, who brought back the horse that killed Bullock’s child, and Steve, who had been tending to the stables in Hostetler’s absence. Steve is none too happy with Hostetler for abandoning the stock, and had a great rant in Tom’s saloon. Despite Steve’s attitude, Hostetler has agreed to sell him the stables as he was planning to move to Oregon anyway. Bullock has acted as a go-between in this arrangement, probably because he does not want any additional loss of life due to the accident involving his son. The deal is not complete yet, so it will be interesting to see if it can go off without a hitch. When we left them, Hostetler and Steve couldn’t agree on who would sign the title first, so I have my doubts.

Al’s friend, Jack, offered to buy Joanie’s building (currently the camp’s school) for use as a theater for his troupe. When she said it wasn’t for sale, he asked, “Perhaps you’d consider renting.” Her reply: “Perhaps you’d consider f*cking yourself.” You’ve gotta love that Joanie. She went to Charlie for advice, revealing that her biggest concern was that the schoolchildren have a place to learn. Charlie suggested that she ask Jack to build a new school as part of the transaction. Joanie trusts Charlie and I think this interaction is an indicator of how their relationship is going to grow over the final season.

Rapid Fire Rejects, Volume VII

Tactics, Volume 1
Imitation may no longer be the sincerest form of flattery. Like most animes, “Tactics” feels all too familiar, and there’s nothing particularly special about the series that separates it from the numerous others imported for American audiences each year. Sure, it’s got a character who hunts demons, but so does “Inu Yasha.” It’s also got cutesy female characters that hang around the male protagonist like butter on bread, but the “Tenchi Muyo” franchise does it better. In fact, there’s not a single unique thing about “Tactics,” except maybe its offhand impersonation of good animes.

Puppets Who Kill: Season Two
Let’s get a few things straight:

1) Canadians aren’t funny.
2) This series is neither controversial nor “the nastiest show around.”
3) Don’t ever compare a show like this to “South Park” again. NEVER.

This is America, Charlie Brown
I’ve never been a fan of Charlie Brown and his light-humored antics, but having seen other Peanuts specials in the past, I decided to grit my teeth and check this out. Unfortunately, the two-disc set is more like an animated book report than an actual cartoon, and while it’s an excellent learning tool for children in grade school, this is far from being a must-buy for fans of Schultz’s work.

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