Ahhhh, young love and marriage. Or, well, young-middle-aged love, and remarriage. Obvious soul mates Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are back on, and going strong. So strong, in fact, that they’ve already set a date for the wedding: next weekend.
Reports have Kid-n-Pam getting hitched on a yacht in the French Riviera July 29, but we’re betting that’s just a clever ploy to keep the paparazzi at bay. The real celebration will undoubtedly take place in a pimped-out doublewide trailer somewhere in the Ozarks, with all of the inbred relatives from both sides of the family wearing their finest faux tuxedo t-shirts, sequined tube tops and festive flip-flops; eating Cheez-Whiz straight from the can; and washing it down with generous swigs of Grampa’s homemade moonshine.
So where’s our invitation?
