Hey, you people curious about Oprah and her sexuality, with curiosity stemming from her super close n tight relationship with pal Gayle King, Oprah’s not gay! As if she hadn’t told you all this before. As if she wouldn’t tell you if she was – which she would, according to her.

Actually, I never knew her sexuality was ever in question. But then again, Oprah bores the hell out of me and I avoid her, her magazine, and her TV show like I avoid Hardee’s whenever I go back down to TN to visit the folks.