Still recovering from the brutal, unprovoked attack by a gymnasium chandelier that put him in the hospital last week, David Hasselhoff suffered further indignity in London recently when the security staff at Wimbledon was insufficiently blinded by the luster of his faded glory.
Despite not having a ticket to the match in question, Hasselhoff allegedly badgered the security guards for admittance while “steaming drunk,” yelling: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m the Hoff!”
After regaling his foes with the many virtues of “Baywatch,” “Knight Rider,” and his international singing career, the Hoff was finally admitted to Wimbledon…once a friend of his bought him a ticket.
