Conspiracy theorists unite and get a load of this: Kenneth Lay, founder of Enron, defrauder of the company’s investors and employees, and “star” of the documentary “Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room,” died suddenly of a heart attack this morning, just a few months before getting his just desserts and being sentenced to a prison term that almost surely would’ve lasted the rest of his life…if, of course, it hadn’t ended a few hours ago.

Is it a coincidence? Did someone help him on his way…? Or did he help himself…?!?

Count on someone writing a book, doing a documentary, or, at the very least, writing a rambling, non-spellchecked pamphlet on the matter in the very near future.