“I’m not a pedophile. Really.”
He’s 59 years old. His girlfriend, Ashley Myrick, is 20…so he’s a full TWO YEARS clear of any statutory rape vulnerability, thank you very much.
And yet, Woods still managed to completely skeeve out Us Weekly readers the world over with this quote: “She has it all: beauty, brains, and charm. I knew her when she was a little kid.” [emphasis ours, for maximum gross-out impact]
Ewwwwwww! Think about that for a moment. Think about being 39 years old, and being introduced to an adorable newborn baby girl by her proud, beaming parents…and then banging that same little angel twenty years later. [Shudder!]
We always thought James Woods was kinda creepy, but we could never quite put our finger on the reason for it. Now we can.
Click here for a picture of the happy couple…and then go find some bleach to scrub the image from your brain.
