Or don’t. Poor Dustin Diamond who played “Screech” on TV’s “Saved By The Bell” is trying to raise $250,000 through t-shirt sales so he won’t have to give up his house. Apparently, though, the big news according to this weeks “Best Week Ever” on VH1 was Diamond’s appearance on Howard Stern’s show where he discussed how big his penis is. Certainly he could always go into 1337 prOn if his shitty shirts don’t sell.