Since naming his first child Moxie Crimefighter was clearly not distinctive enough in the age of Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee and Suri L.Ron Hubbard Cruise, magician Penn Jillette and his wife have named their newborn son Zolten…which sounds like either an evil robot or some kind of pharmaceutical. According to Jillette, the name is actually his wife’s maiden name, and, “most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.”
If it’s true that that which does not kill you makes you stronger, expect Jillette’s kids to grow up very strong indeed, as they will both be receiving playground beatings on a daily basis. On the bright side, at least Moxie Crimefighter should be fully capable of keeping herself off the pole, unlike Geri Halliwell’s poor child.
