“Gladiator” is being made into a musical in London. Russell Crowe’s role will be played by a relative unknown from TV’s “Crossing Jordan.” Insert your own joke here, incorporating one or more of the following elements:
a) cell-phone throwing;
b) “Fightin’ Round the World;”
c) the obligatory “Brilliant Mind” pun; or
d) something involving the words “Cinderella” and “Man”
Have fun.
