Momentarily choking back enough bile to eat through all of the arachnids in “Starship Troopers,” feuding spouses Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen reached a temporary custody agreement on Friday. The pair also expressed the desire to settle their divorce peacefully and in private:
“Denise and Charlie are working with the Courts to privately resolve their differences regarding their children,” the pair said in a joint statement. “They hope to resolve this matter outside of the public forum and will both continue to make every effort in this regard.”
So, did they reach that decision before or after the restraining order, the sleeping-with-former-best-friend’s-rock-star-husband, and the accusing-estranged-husband-of-watching-kiddie-porn?
After? It was after, wasn’t it? Yes, definitely after.
Um, something about closing the barn door after the horse has escaped comes to mind here. Was that in a Charlie Sheen movie?
