In this month’s issue of Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie surprises no one except perhaps her lingering fan base of betrayed anorexic teens by confessing that maybe, possibly, she could stand to be force-fed a bacon double cheeseburger or three.
“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like,'” Richie is quoted as saying. Kudos to Richie for being unafraid to state the obvious. As these before-and-after pictures show, Richie’s frame has slowly dwindled away in recent years, bringing her dangerously close to her original birth weight:

Ever the competitive one, former Nicole Richie BFF Paris Hilton provided an equally jaw-dropping revelation this week, admitting to being just a wee bit too much of a talentless, back-stabbing, fame-crazed whore.

