In what might be the most ridiculous piece of gossip of the year, Cinescape is reporting rumors that no-talent assclown Ben Affleck may be up for a role in the forthcoming J.J. Abrams-directed “Star Trek” film. And not just any role, folks, but THE role: Captain James T. Kirk. Now, before all of the Trekkies wet their panties in dispair, please remember that this is only a rumor. Then again, it’s apparently coming from a pretty reliable source (via the set of the “Gone Baby Gone,” Affleck’s directorial debut), and who better than to fill the shoes of perhaps the most-joked about character in television history?