Ah, it’s nice to be writing about our It girl again. This time Ms. Lohan is in the news because she discovered director/”friend” Brett Ratner in bed with his girlfriend. OK, what part of that makes no sense at all? That’s right, kids, the whole damn enchilada. Where exactly did she find the two in bed, and what was she doing there, anyway? Well, if it was her pad, understandable, but something tells me it probably wasn’t. Still, this new news can tie in with the dream I had of Lindsay this morning where she was hanging out with me and some friends. We were all drinking mad 40s and I said to her, “Hey, let’s make out.” She replied, “OK, sure.” Then I woke up thanks to one of my cats purring as loudly as possible in my ear.