Based on Sunday’s estimates:
1) RV: $16.4 million (first week)
Wake us when Barry Sonnenfeld or Robin Williams does something funny again.
2) United 93: $11.6 million (first week)
Even dyed in the wool pinko commie movie critic Andy wept like a little girl after seeing this.
3) Stick It: $11.2 million (first week)
Sorry, what did you just tell us to do?
4) Silent Hill: $9.3 million ($34.2 million, second week)
We just spent two minutes trying to come up with something funny to say about a movie we’ll never see. We’ll never get those minutes back. Let’s move on.
5) Scary Movie 4: $7.8 million ($78.1 million, third week)
It has a “Brokeback Mountain” joke. Um, this is “Scary Movie,” right? Maybe make fun of some movies that were actually scary?
Tragic. “American Dreamz” is already gone from the top 12. That’s just wrong.
