The Kids WB! has announced their new line-up, and…well, I have no joke here, because if you don’t read it for yourself, you won’t believe this is a real show:
SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE: Ruh-roh! Everybody’s favorite quivering sleuths, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, are back in a new adventure that will anchor the “Too Big For Your TV” programming block. In this comedy, also produced by Radomski, Shaggy and Scooby live in the bling’d-out mansion of Shaggy’s Uncle Albert, solving mysteries with the help of a transforming Mystery Machine which, at the click of a remote, can morph into one of a number of modes of transportation. New Scooby Snacks infused with a top-secret nano-technology allows our canine hero to fly, become a towering robot or even turn himself into a giant magnet, which comes in handy as Shaggy and Scooby-Doo carry out their new mission: protecting the Scooby Snacks and keeping them safe from those who want them for evil. Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get A Clue! is executive produced by Sander Schwartz and Joseph Barbera.
You can check out the original article here, where you can read about the new “Legion of Super Heroes” cartoon that does sound pretty cool…but, criminey, here’s a memo to Hanna Barbara: STOP UPDATING YOUR CLASSICS FOR “THE NEXT GENERATION.”

