

…Or should I say, Vinnie Barbarino Vincent Vega Ewing and Jenny J Lo Fly Girl from the Block Ewing?
Any chance they can shoot Sue Ellen Ewing instead of J.R. this time around? Because, I mean, we already know who shot J.R. (Kristin), and who shot Vincent Vega (Bruce Willis)…but I might actually be persuaded to shell out the cash for a ticket to see this train-wreck-in-the-making if the producers could guarantee me that I would not leave the theatre without seeing Jennifer Lopez take a bullet between the eyes. I’m just saying.

