Thankfully, no hack stand-up comedian has worked that hypothetical imitation into their routine, but, in what can probably be called the opening shot in the barrage of press he’ll be doing for “The DaVinci Code,” Tom Hanks did an interview for German newspaper Bild, in which he selected his top five films that he had nothing to do with. I don’t want to spoil the whole list for you…particularly since Hanks offers at least one legitimately surprising selection…but the title of this posting does, admittedly, have a bit of a spoiler in it.