Following in the footsteps of odoriffic John Waters classic “Polyester,” Colin Farrell’s film “The New World” is set to debut in Japan accompanied by complementary scents wafting through the cinema at appropriate points in the film. A spokesperson indicates that “A floral smell will accompany love scenes, with a mixture of peppermint and rosemary for tear-jerking moments.”

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This seems a wiser choice than attempting to replicate Colin Farrell’s real-life scent for theatergoers, as the result would be a historically inaccurate whiff of Irish whiskey, cigarettes, and Lindsay Lohan’s panties.