No, it has nothing to do with Big Gay Rosie’s Big Gay Family Cruise documentary on HBO; downtrodden, coiffure-challenged former talk show host Rosie O’Donnell has found an entirely more effective means of winning back her lapsed fans: by threatening to beat the crap out of Naomi Campbell.
In light of Naomi’s recent arrest for pulling a Russell Crowe on her assistant, Rosie has issued a public statement challenging the supermodel to a fight. Now THAT is a Celebrity Deathmatch worth taking seriously. Pay-Per-View has got to be manning the phones trying to hammer out a deal for exclusive rights to the smackdown this very instant.
“I think she needs a big 200-pound lesbian to kick her ass,” Rosie said of Campbell.
And that, for once, is an O’Donnell sentiment that all of America can stand behind.
