Thank L. Ron Hubbard. Don’t thank God, as He didn’t have anything to do with It. But fellow Scientologist flakes John Travolta and Anne Archer are lending support for the cult’s approved method of silent birthing. ‘Cause you know, any of those loud sounds that a baby picks up before birth can have a big negative effect on it later in life. So what about all those other loud sounds in daily life that aren’t human voices? You know, like the sounds of keyboards such as this one merrily tapping away in cynical glee of a hopeful and expected demise of this whole Tomkat charade? Well, I suppose the baby really is safe, as there hasn’t been any thunderous applause for its robot mommy and alien father for some years now. But hey, Anne Archer…yeah, that’s some really super back catching there.