Actually, strike that: Girls run substantially better than Matthew McConaughey. The “Failure to Launch” star was apparently jogging on location for his next movie in Huntington, West Virginia, when two local middle-school girls challenged him to a 400-meter race. Never one to turn down a chance to flaunt his masculinity while simultaneously chasing after jailbait, McConaughey accepted the challenge, and lost “by a nose.”
Following the race, the former “Dazed and Confused” star was heard to say, “That’s what I love about these middle school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age.”
