Based on Sunday’s estimates:

1) Ice Age: The Meltdown: $70.5 million (first week)
Scrat is the best actor in Hollywood, period.
2) Inside Man: $15.6 million ($52.7 million, second week)
I wonder if there really is a statute 36DD.
3) ATL: $12.5 million (first week)
Didn’t Fitty Cent just release this movie a couple months ago? And didn’t that one suck, too?
4) Failure to Launch: $6.6 million ($73.2 million, fourth week)
There are so many jokes you can write involving being naked with bongos.
5) V for Vendetta: $6.4 million ($56.8 million, third week)
Say hello, wave goodbye, Wachowski Brothers.

Proof that there is a god: “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” dropped to eleventh place, while “Basic Instinct 2” debuted in tenth place, with a take of $3.2 million. We expect its final number to be even lower.

Proof there isn’t a god: “Slither” got crushed, finishing eighth with a take of $3.6 million.