…then you haven’t yet met Jeff Jensen, of Entertainment Weekly, because he clearly blows you away.
Actually, no, he doesn’t…because he gets paid to do stuff like, say, watch this week’s episode of “Lost”…and if you haven’t, then you might want to stop reading right now…then take a screen capture of the map Locke found and study it way more than you or I probably would.
But, hey, that works out nicely, because you can enjoy his observations and theories right here without having to do all the hard work.
Thanks, Jeff!

