What in the hell do you make of this?

This just arrived in my mailbox:

Hi all,

We are interested in purchasing vintage electric guitars in any price range. Specifically Fender Strat’s and Gibson Les Paul’s, but we will listen to any vintage you may offer.

Please contact me directly at:
http://www.stevenseagal.com/contact/guitar.shtml

Sincerely,

StevenSeagal.com

No, seriously, what the hell DO you make of this…?