Nothing says true love like a painstakingly rendered, full-tricep tattoo of your intended, staring vacantly in a black bra and turning your elbow into her tight little abs. Quintessential Daddy’s Girl (and erstwhile “90210” virgin) Tori Spelling, then, has finally found true love with unknown actor Dean McDermott, per the photo below:
Ahhh, don’t it just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Birds sing, spring flowers creep slowly up out of the ground…and Donna Martin has finally gotten over David Silver’s nasty betrayal in the back seat of that limo. As everyone knows, Hollywood love lasts forever…much longer than any tattoo.
Except, perhaps, Angelina Jolie’s “Billy Bob” tattoo. And Roseanne and Tom Arnold’s Roseanne and Tom tattoos. Oh, and Johnny Depp called, and said he had just two words for the budding lovebirds: “Wino Forever.”
