Gee, and I already thought he was. But no, Dog the Bounty Hunter will finally be marrying his gal of 16 years, Beth Smith. You’ll be able to thrill to it on “Dog the Bounty Hunter” itself. The guest list includes Danny Bonaduce and Wynnona Judd. Yes! Two folks with past criminal records! Oh well, I won’t be tuning in, like I already don’t tune in to Dog’s show. I’ve seen it a couple times, but I can’t get into bounty hunting unless Han Solo’s got a price on his head and Boba Fett’s coming to kick some ass.

