David Hasselhoff’s estranged wife is accusing him of domestic violence! He denies the claims, and I have to believe him. After all, this is the man who openly and warmly punishes all with his shows and music. A guy that wound up with alcohol poisoning on a bender and has been in and out of rehab with zero success! A man who’s gearing up for a December release of a “Knight Rider” flick and working to bring “Baywatch” to the big screen as well! I mean, this guy’s life is so rich with opportunity! Who doesn’t wanna dig in to the goodness and purity that is Hasselhoff?

