Poor Tom Cruise. First, he starts off the week by losing probably the only award for which he was nominated this year, the Worst Actor Razzie, to the Copy Room Guy, of all people. Now, he’s getting flak for backing out of a commitment to appear on the cover of Wenner Media title Men’s Journal, simply because Wenner Media title Rolling Stone refused to kill its story denigrating Scientology, the cult religion of which Cruise is such an outspoken, dues-paying, devout , freakishly obsessed member.
They say bad luck comes in threes…so what’s next for our embattled bully hero? Will he start losing his luxuriously shiny hair? Will Oprah finally put the smackdown on him for bouncing on her couch? Will it be revealed that Katie Holmes does not, in fact, think that life in the Cruise compound is all that “amazing” after all?
Only time will tell.
