I mean S-M-A-R-T. Well, maybe we are, but a recent study indicates that we as a nation can generally only name one of the five freedoms guaranteed under the First Amendment, whereas we are more than capable of naming two or more members of the Simpson family.
Come on, give it a try: Name all five freedoms listed in the First Amendment. Can you do it?
Let’s see, there’s freedom of speech…freedom of religion…freedom for goofy-looking guys to date hot chicks…no, wait, that’s not right…
Freedom of the press, freedom to invade other countries whenever they piss off our dad…nope, that’s not it…
Freedom of…Baskin Robbins to call itself 31 Flavors but only offer 29? Freedom of “The Simpsons” staff writers to offend loyal viewers by rehashing and/or contradicting previous storylines, thereby giving Comic Book Guys the world over regular conniption fits? Nope, not that, either.
Crap, this is hard. Whereas the Simpsons question, that’s easy. The immediate family members are as follows: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie…and sassy Jessica, who is currently giving Homer trouble with her Daisy Dukes and rumors of infidelity.
But then you knew that already. See how smrt we are?
