Dammit, if USA Today is going to run headlines like the one above, they owe us all a good juicy story about Shannen Doherty getting into a drunken catfight with Paris Hilton over some greasy Eurotrash shipping heir, or possibly shoplifting seven cases of Evian from Costco in order to wash her hair in it, or running over a small child and then suing him for dinging up her Bentley with his skull.
Instead, the article is about some loser guy named Pete, from some obscure band, whose only real claim to fame is that he once dated raging coke fiend Kate Moss.
Pfffff. Whatever. We want our Shannen Doherty catfight coverage, and we want it now.
