“No, seriously, write that down: I’m Brian Fellow, noted animal expert and host of Safari Planet. Or possibly Astronaut Jones. Definitely not Tracy Morgan…”
“Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God’s creatures…”
…And he has just been placed on three years’ probation after pleading no contest to his recent DUI charges.
