Defamer points out that while Tom Cruise’s legal attack dog Bert Fields is planning an offensive against “Life & Style” magazine so massive that nothing will grow on the site of what will soon be the remains of their former headquarters for hundreds of years, a conversation took place in another corner of cyberspace that will certainly make e-meters all over southern California explode with fake righteous indignation. Yep, Cuba Gooding Jr. his bad self is telling it like it is. From blackfilm.com:

BF: You were in “Jerry Maguire.” Do you still keep in touch with Tom Cruise?

CGJ: I do.

BF: What do you think of him and Katie as a couple?

CGJ: I heard they weren’t a couple. Are they a couple or not? Good lawd. I showed him “Shadowboxer.”

The eye of Sauron sees all, Cuba, so beware: the lawyer orcs are surely coming.