Not realizing that auditions for this season of “Lost” have already been completed, former teen bitch queen Shannen Doherty rammed her Range Rover into another man’s car on Tuesday, hoping to prove to the show’s creators that she is every bit as bad a driver as ‘tailies’ Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros.
Upon being informed that a) the tailies were drunk rather than stone cold sober during their respective driving infractions, and b) “Lost” producers Damon Lindelof and J.J. Abrams have no use for high-maintenance has-beens who still think they’re TV stars, Doherty asked for actor Josh Holloway’s phone number before a bag was placed over her head and she was dragged into the jungle by a mysterious band of Others, never to be seen again.
