Offended first by alleged abuse of chickens in KFC processing plants, and now by the cruelty of β€œforcing horses to race for our amusement” at the Kentucky Derby, PETA activist Pam Anderson has said she will never again attend the annual Churchill Downs extravaganza.

β€œIt makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether, which makes me sad because there are so many great people there,” the buxom actress said, just before cramming two rare, endangered, giant pink hooterbirds into a restrictive foundation garment sewn by a five-year-old in a Chinese sweatshop.