The 44-year-old former teen idol, who once sold many, many records to Buffybot, was apprehended at a subway station for failing to buy a ticket. Suspicious authorities then searched the man who “was made for dancing” and discovered that he also apparently was made for concealing heroin.
Garrett’s arrest will likely put a damper on his comeback efforts…as will the unflattering mug shot revealing that his once-lush, groovy tresses of golden hair are now long gone.
(I say, if the “can’t get arrested” joke is funny once, it’s twice as funny the second time…right, Shelley “the Machine” Levine?)
