Based on Monday’s estimates:
1) Hoodwinked: $16.6 million (first weekend)
“Little Red Riding Shrek” lost us at the snowboarding grandmother.
2) Glory Road: $16.5 million (first weekend)
The same way that some grandmother walked into “The Aristocrats” expecting to see a bunch of animated cats, someone surely walked into this movie expecting an altogether different kind of “glory” movie.
3) Last Holiday: $15.7 million (first weekend)
Hey, if you’re going to torpedo any and all momentum your career received after making a star turn in an Oscar-winning movie, you may as well do it while hanging out with LL Cool J. Beats the hell out of doing another movie with Jimmy Fallon.
4) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: $12.2 million ($263 million, sixth weekend)
Also known as “The Chronicles of Jehovah: The Movie That Wouldn’t Leave.”
5) Hostel: $11.6 million ($36.8 million, second weekend)
They’re getting a little heavy handed with this whole sex-is-death metaphor, aren’t they?
