In a sure sign of a slow news day, the Associated Press reported Tuesday that Donald Trump enjoys his current job, and will not be running for Governor of the state of New York. Presumably, Trump will also not be running for mayor, dogcatcher, Best Personality, or President of the Hair Club for Men.
New Yorkers responded in kind by announcing that they won’t not vote for him, for those offices, nor any others, once the election rolls around.
