Because our own Mike Wazowski can’t get enough of me reporting on her, and since it seems to be big news everywhere else I’m turning today, the sad facts are in. yes, Lindsay Lohan tried drugs and battled bulimia. Although she wants you to know that she never did cocaine, because “it’s a sore spot.” As if her stomach, muscles, and joints aren’t? Ha! Now, now, I’d like to wish Lindsay all the best. It’s nice to see her filling out once more. This leads to me a burning question, however. Do vegans who become bulimics just turn to dust instantly?
And can we rename this site Premium Lohan?
