No, not a car wreck, but the hospital this time. Yes, Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized for an asthma attack. This is what she gets for being too intimate with Herbie while he’s fully loaded and she was sucking fumes off his tail pipe. Ah well, even though her new album sucks a big one (her cover of “I Want You To Want Me” is ultra-creepy given the context of the rest of the album being a series of melodramatic messages thrown at her father), she’s still more entertaining than Ashlee Simpson and would never let a little old thing like asthma sideline her entire career.

